People love Coachella. People who like to drink at noon, enjoy 110 degree heat, and don’t mind being stuck at Dim Mak parties for 7 hours straight due to the fact that no one has a car. People who enjoy making awkward conversations with individuals whom normal people wouldn’t acknowledge existing 6 hours into said Dim Mak party, love them some Coachella. People who like sleeping four-to-a-bed in 4 star hotels and don’t mind encountering dudes they hoped to never see sans shoes in their man panties in said hotel rooms. People who actually do Ecstasy and like wearing bikinis regardless of their proximity to water. People who can live off Svedka and gum and would rather see Steve Aoki DJ next to four differently shaped pools at four differently shaped hotels than see a single band play. You know, people who don’t actually like music.—Sarah Morrison
Published in Missbehave Magazine, January 2009
