Activia yogurt and its probiotic friend Activia cheese balls are for the bowel-challenged set. I do A-OK in the toileting department so I opted to throw the challenge to my girl Gina; who actually suffers from IBS. She picked up a sixer, spooned the bitches down, sat on the toilet and waited. She squeezed, paused; rinsed and repeated. When finished, the gumball floating below her wasn’t worth the 4 bucks. 1 out of a possible 5 flushes.—Sarah Morrison
Published in Missbehave Magazine, October 2008
